Jack Harlows fingernails have a fan account.
I know you have a lot of questions. Well get into the why later.
What you need to know now is that Jack Harlows fingernails have a fan account, and when Harlow announced today that his newest single dropping this Friday was going to be called Nail Tech, that fan account had an (understandable) meltdown.
If you think that caption was over the top well, thats kind of @jackharlowsfingernails vibe.
Now, theres a 98% chance that Jack Harlow is naming his new single Nail Tech for any other reason besides wanting to please an account with 896 followers dedicated to salivating over his cuticles. I mean, Harlow has a lot pulling for his attention right now: Ever since the success of 2020s Thats What They All Say, the Louisville-native rapper has been going nonstop, gaining a No.1 hit in Industry Baby and touring all over the country. Hes been talking about a new album for a while now saying that it will be more expensive than his previous work.
The cover for the new single also does not scream Anything-For-My-Favorite-Nail-Fetishist: It depicts a group of young, hot people, squaring off in a backyard football game.
And yet, heres what @jackharlowsfingernails posted three days ago, after Harlow first hinted on his Instagram that a new single was imminent. (Read that last line.)
Really makes you think
Oh, and I know we told you wed explain to you why Jack Harlow has a nail fan account, but we really dont know. But, you should follow it if you want more lines like: sometimes a bitch just gotta sit and marinate in her unwavering adoration for this perfect, delicious man and his suckable fingers.
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This article appears in February 2, 2022.