In the national news again. International even.
Who, your Mum?
Be thankful shes 5,000 miles away, or shed put the heed on you for that. No, this fair state. And for once, it isnt because of knuckle-dragging county clerks.
Knuckle-draggers all the same. But do you know what the weirdest thing about United having passengers beaten up is?
That a plane to Louisville on a Sunday night was full?
No, that there werent four sensible people on board who were interested in 800 greenbacks, a night in a hotel and a gold-plated excuse not to go to work on a Monday. Me, Id have bitten their arms off, both of them.
Likewise. Mind you, the headlines got it all wrong, they shouldve read Physicians Grandchildren Look Forwards to Lives of Idle Luxury. The Courier-Journalll be lucky to stay out of court, too.
Hard to imagine ballsing up the narrative worse than they did. What a bunch of wankers. Almost every journalist I know is a wanker.
Hang on a sec; I used to be a journalist.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum, your honour.
Not to digress from yet another fascinating topic, but its strange how Americans think being called a wanker is an insult at least between friends.
Faulty logic. You arent my friend.
Well, like it or not, your regular appearances in LEO make you a journalist, of sorts. Advertising and journalism you only need qualify as a realtor, and youve made the wanker trifecta. Anyway. Ill defend The CJ, or at least the wretched hack that drew the short straw and got asked to investigate this doctor. Some Gannett toady probably told her to look into him because hed inadvertently become a major player in an international event, and she did as she was asked. All of which is fair enough. When she found dirt and it is dirt she got told to write it up. Cant blame her for that.
I think youre being far too generous. My suspicion is that the only dirt she thought shed found was pay dirt. Even if your theorys correct, why didnt she stand up for her vaunted journalistic ethics and refuse the byline?
I wouldnt have refused.
Decent people have high ethical standards. By default, that counts you out.
No, Ive got a wife, kids and a mortgage. Thats what would have counted me out. The CJ is permanently downsizing refuse to do what youre asked, dont come back in tomorrow. Its not like there are a ton of well-paid journalism gigs in Louisville. Get fired by The CJ, and youre packing the house up. And for what? In defence of someone who was found guilty of some pretty serious crimes? Not worth it. Would have come out anyway, and they unwittingly did him a favour into the bargain.
Thats the worst defence of the indefencible since the last thing Sean Spicer said. How would it have come out? And how on Gods green Earth did it do him a favour?
Embarrassing, for sure, but like a belly full of cheap booze and a greasy takeaway, better out than in. If The CJ hadnt done it, someone else would have, therefore instantly diminishing his chances of facing an easily-influenced, all-white jury, or taking a cheap bribe to settle out of court. Less chance hell get his character assassinated by United, because The CJ already tried it and failed miserably.
No excuse, even if I can see your point. Perhaps his greatest piece of good fortune was that it happened in Chicago, not Louisville. Otherwise he might have ended up at one of our officially mediocre hospitals.
New motto: They may be mediocre, but at least theyre expensive. Shocking, considering its one of the few things this city prides itself on. Actually, put that way its really not that shocking at all. Anyway, and changing the subject again, did you see Bernie at the Palace?
No. But the only reason to go wouldve been to laugh at all of the hipster muppets whore still convinced hed be president if the primaries werent rigged. He got done in the primaries, fair and square. But he wouldnt be president, even if he had beaten Clinton.
He polled well against every Republican contender. Why wouldnt he be president?
Because, as I have said before, well both be brown bread before this country votes for a socialist over a racist. Six months of Sanders proudly declaring I am a socialist in ads such video exists and Trump would have wiped the floor with him.
Well, if you do go maybe you can do us all a favour and get beaten up too. Rallies, aeroplanes, I dont care where. So long as it happens.
Wanker.