Keep Bevin in office, Mitch’s good work… ?

How was gai Parie?

It was a delight to spend the festive season in a city with more culture than you can shake a stick at, where nobody’s heard of college sports or believes in God, where the average person’s weight is 100 pounds less than it is here, and that’s thousands of miles away from you. Vive la France, cul de lard!

So you picked up a little of the lingo, did you, Molière? Then, perhaps you’d consider doing us all a favour next time you go there: not return. We’ve been short on good news around here — although not as short as you, of course — and your permanent exile would give the city a substantial morale boost.

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