Worried about getting nicked, are you?
For what? You can’t get arrested for being brilliant and beautiful, even in this country.
I always assumed you got into Bellarmine through some dodgy scheme to cover up your dunce’s cap. How else would a north London mockney from a state school get into an allegedly prestigious private college in Kentucky? I mean without cheating some hard-working local out of the place they undoubtedly deserved far more.Read More ›