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Bad Poetry – honorable mention 1
A Republican Nursery Rhyme
by Cheryl Clark

 

Eenie Meenie Minie Moe

Catch a terrorist by his toe

If he hollers don’t let him go,

Make sure you pull harder, and twist, and maybe yank out his toenails with a pair of pliers!

Because torture is the way to go

Eenie Meenie Minie Moe

Bad Poetry – honorable mention 2
You Made Out With a Rock Star
by Dan Browning

 

You made out with that rock star

And it made me wanna die

You made out with that rock star

And it made me wanna cry

You made out with that rock star

You life ruiner

You made out with that rock star

I don’t know what to do with ya

 

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