Can a person well, this person, anyway ever get tired of international food, the vast smorgasbord of culinary delights from all the worlds regions? I would say not. Give me Indian, Mexican, Thai, Argentine, African, Chinese, German, Korean, Yugoslavian, French or German cuisine, and Ill bounce right back in pursuit of the next fascinating thing.
But that being said, after my friend Ashley Day and I got through sampling the varied multi-cultural delights of Louisvilles International Restaurant Row on Old Bardstown Road in Buechel this week (see this weeks LEO Dining Guide for more), I was just about ready to take a break with some good, old-fashioned American comfort food like Mom used to make.
I know! Lets go to the Cottage Inn! Serving Southern Comfort Food since 1929, theyve been filling Louisvilles hunger hole with Southern-fried goodies and homemade cakes and pies for 80-some years.
With the sad closing of Mazzonis, Kaelins in recent years, Cottage Inn may hold bragging rights as Louisvilles oldest eatery still in operation. It has endured at the same address, in the same building, and what appears to be very much the same menu.
But heres the twist: Just like a few of the eateries along Old Bardstown Road also featured in LEOs Dining Guide, Cottage Inns owners hail from Bosnia, that war-torn nation in the former Yugoslavia that has sent Louisville thousands of welcome new neighbors.
Yep, Zuki and Zlatko Kreso, who came to Louisville in 1998 and, for a time, operated Mr. Zs Kitchen downtown, purchased Cottage Inn from its former owners in 2008. (Zlatkos brother, by the way, owns Kresos Bosnian restaurant in Bardstown, Kentucky.)
During their seven years at the helm, the Kresos havent changed much. I think the decor looks a bit more European now, with beige walls and dark wood and a gallery of old framed neighborhood photos replacing the old country-style floral wallpaper. Tables are still draped with oilcloth, and theyre still set with lightweight flatware rolled in paper napkins, with beverages served in tall plastic tumblers. Think diner-style, if youre from north of here, or meat-and-three if youre from further south, and youll get the idea.
Theyve left the old menu alone, and I think this is wise. Bosnian-style gyros and eva pii are delicious in their own right, but this place does best with, well, Southern comfort food, and the four-page menu offers plenty of it. A couple of dozen appetizers, soups, salads and sandwiches top out at $9.99 (for Cottage Inns traditional take on the Hot Brown). About 18 entrees and pasta dishes range in price from $5.70 (for a veggie plate) to $11.99 (for a country ham plate with two sides). The Inns famous fried chicken, which requires a 15-minute wait for preparation, is $10.99 for a half-chicken. Come on Wednesday night and line up for the weekly All-U-Care-To-Eat evening with side dishes and bread for $11.99.
We came ready to eat and left full, but, even when it makes me sad, its a critics duty to tell it as I tasted it. Our meal was indeed like Mom used to make: variable. To be honest, Mom kept us well fed, but she wasnt all that great a cook, at least not until later on in life when she got into the gourmet thing.
So, two thin-cut five-ounce grilled pork chops ($11.99) were a hit, very flavorful (the menu says theyre Kentucky raised) and grilled well. Dinners come with two sides, which batted .500. Country-style green beans were delicious: Tender, textured, wonderful old-fashioned green beans simmered in meat drippings. Mashed potatoes, though, tasted as if they came from a box, with brown gravy that tasted like it came from a can.
An appetizer order of fried okra ($5.99) was a generous portion, but shattered my memory of Cottage Inns old home-fried nuggets. These gave every indication of being a packaged product, heated, perhaps, in the microwave until the grease-free breading got tough.
A grilled-cheese sandwich ($4.99) was just like Moms, too, but thats good. Its hard to mess up a crispy, heart-warming grilled-cheese sandwich (yellow cheese melted between two slices of grilled white bread). A side of broccoli, cauliflower and baby carrots from a bag had been simmered into submission and somewhat redeemed with plenty of butter. A simple side salad ($1.90) consisted of iceberg lettuce, a big chunk of attractively red tomato for the season, and a little tub of decent blue cheese dressing.
A row of old-fashioned glass-domed cake keepers display the dessert selection. A $3.99 slice of coconut cake was moist, perhaps made from a mix, with hyper-sweet white icing and a rather stingy ration of coconut.
It disappoints me that I cant give a kinder review of this amiable old family restaurant. According to reports on the HotBytes Forum, the restaurant has been for sale since 2012 as the owner hoped to retire. It would be great to see new life restore this landmarks spirit. I hope it happens.
Our dinner was $32.70, plus a $7.30 tip for friendly and attentive service.
Cottage Inn
570 Eastern Parkway
637-4325
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This article appears in November 11, 2015.
