If you would have told me way back in 1989 that by the time I was in my early-50s, there would be eight stand-alone films based on DC Comics “Batman,” not to mention two ensemble movies (the abominable Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice and even worse Justice League), I would have laughed in your face.
Now, if you would have told me that in 2022, one of the best movies ever made featuring Batman would arrive starring none other than sparkle-fanged Robert Pattinson as the caped crusader/Bruce Wayne, I might have swung on you, just because.
And, yet, here we are.
Matt Reeves The Batman is hands-down one of the Top 3 best Batman movies ever made, standing shoulder to shoulder with Tim Burtons Batman Returns and Christopher Nolans The Dark Knight.
No one is more shocked than me, and truth be told, this might just be my overall favorite in terms of pure storytelling. The Batman is like watching a classic issue of “Detective Comics “come to life.
The reality, though, is that The Batman is so much more than just a rain-soaked, atmospheric neo-noir.
For one, its the longest movie ever made starring Batman, clocking in at 175 minutes, or roughly three solid hours (and no, Im not counting the bloated Zack Snyders Justice League).
For another, the cast is pitch-perfect across the board, from Jeffrey Wrights James Gordon, who plays the perfect Murtaugh to Pattinsons unhinged Riggs, to an unrecognizable Colin Farrell as Oswald Cobblepot and a chillingly good John Turturro as Carmine Falcone.
Its true that Zoë Kravitz will never replace Michelle Pfeiffer, but her Selena Kyle is just as memorable, and her Catwoman is much more grounded.
But the two standouts here are Paul Dano, who succeeds in making The Riddler a truly menacing and diabolical villain, despite rarely showing his face until late in the third act, and Pattinson, who makes for the most relatable billionaire vigilante weve ever seen.
Seriously, and I say this as someone who didnt care to consider Pattinson as an actual actor until 2019s The Lighthouse, I cant think of anyone whos done a better job beneath the cowl (which is what matters because Bruce Wayne is an afterthought, at best, here).
As with any and every new comic book venture, the question becomes how you separate the new from whats come before.
For me, The Batman succeeds because it has zero interest in being a comic book movie. This isnt Val Kilmer with latex nipples or Arnold Schwarzenegger ad-libbing terrible puns. Its not Christian Bale playing pompous and rich in public despite keeping an arsenal of fantastical toys in private.
The Batman is anger personified. Its brutal vengeance with zero regard for personal well-being. Its pain and torment and longing magnified and given voice through a Nirvana earworm that will rattle in your noggin for days.
In short, its the perfect allegory for these crazy fuck-all times were living.
As the conductor of Batmans rage and Gotham Citys undoing, writer-director Reeves proves why hes never to be underestimated. Much like he did with Cloverfield and Let Me In, he finds a way to showcase the humanity in awful circumstances and magnify the underlying horror of mundane moments.
Make no mistake, The Batman is more akin to a serial killer thriller than a candy-colored comics kaleidoscope.
Just to blow your mind a little, I will plant this seed: When you sit down in the theater this weekend, and the house lights dim, think of The Riddler as John Doe, Batman as Mills and Lt. Gordon as Somerset.
If you walk away without seeing the many, many parallels to Se7en, then maybe we shouldnt be friends.
This article was originally published by LEO Weekly’s sister paper, Creative Loafing Tampa.
This article appears in March 2, 2022.