The Israeli-Palestinian conflict should be the third rail for comedy, but not if you ask comedian Jason Kanter: Palestinians keep losing wars over their land. Dont they know when you lose a war over land youre supposed to stop fighting and build casinos? You may have seen Kanter on Netflix, HBO and Showtime. He makes his Louisville debut this week at The Caravan.
LEO: First time in Louisville? Jason Kanter: First time working, yeah. Ive been to the Derby a couple of times. I got lit up by some mint juleps and have absolutely zero memories of Louisville. But yeah, Ive definitely been there. The last Derby I went to we tailgated in the parking lot so long we almost missed the big race.
Tell us about growing up in Ohio. Very trusting. Probably too trusting. I called 911 on myself for drinking too much when I was 16. My parents were like, Hell be fine. I thought I was dying. Im a much better drinker now, though. But drinking in Ohio was weird, and its hard to explain to millennials how different it was back then. My freshman year of college at Ohio State University, there was a bar that had a bear you could wrestle. He was muzzled and declawed, but if you could get him on his back you got a free pitcher of beer. The alternate option was, across the street another a bar had 25-cent pitchers. So, those were your options for the night 25 cent beer or wrestle a bear. The world has changed a lot.
Your material is kind of dark. I think darker jokes are layered. Theres something about hearing a joke that should offend you or shock you and yet youre laughing. Its complex. Or like getting extra achievement points in a video game.
Do you ever feel inclined to censor yourself? That doesnt usually happen. Sometimes, Ill say something, and it just gets the wrong response. Ill be like, Well, I probably wont do that one again. But when it comes to the really dark jokes, its like a challenge to me. I really want to work them out until theyre funny.
Is there one that almost pushed too far? There was one about the Palestinian and Israeli conflict in the Middle East. It went something like, Palestinians keep losing wars over their land. Dont they know when you lose a war over land youre supposed to stop fighting and build casinos?
You used to be a guest on Fox News Red Eye, do you consider yourself more conservative or liberal? Liberal. Im not gay, but I played in a gay softball league for two years. You dont see many conservatives doing that. But I was talking to a comic the other day, and we were talking about how Fox News was the channel for the right. Everyone else kind of leans to the left. I pointed out that I think society as whole leans left. I mean, well argue about things for a while, but ultimately it ends up like, Fine. Let the gays get married. Who gives a shit? We always have and always should lean the way of progress.
Any crazy, behind-the-scenes stories? Not really. Its just really professional and sterile. Theyre just there to do their job. I dont think most of them even buy into the bullshit. Its just a paycheck, I guess. Everyone shows up, puts their make-up on and then leaves immediately once theyre finished.
How would you respond to someone who says comedians should stop talking about politics? People only say that when youre against their politics. Grow up. But I dont talk about it on stage. Its hard unless youre a celebrity, and people know what theyre getting into. But for someone like me, you freeze out half of the room when you go there. There are so many other places you can go and be funny.
Youve said you dont want kids. Is it because theyre always sticky? Yes! They are sticky as hell. My nephews are very sticky kids. I dont know, everything about it seems to suck. I have no interest in hearing a kid bitch or whine. Plus, I dont want to be responsible for it. Im not good at being responsible for myself. Who wants me to be the one charged with keeping another human being alive? Im lucky to have gotten myself this far.
Jason Kanter
Thursday, April 1921
The Caravan
1250 Bardstown Road
$15 | Times vary
This article appears in April 18, 2018.
