Ladies and germs, when we tell you that @RuPublicans‘ (yes, a combo of RuPaul + Republicans) AI-generated parody photos of Republican politicians in drag are everything you never knew you needed…we aren’t lying to you. Fair warning: Your eyes will never be the same. Mitch McConnell…my god. If anyone were meant to be a queen, we can’t think of a better old heifer to serve judgment and evil. If only these Republicans could recognize their potential instead of squashing the dreams of others.
In this gallery, many of these Republicans have been recast as the very people they claim to hate. Their anti-drag, anti-queer, and anti-trans sentiments have made headlines across the country, but maybe, if they are wise, they will take a gander at these lewks and get into something other than institutionalized hatred.
Likely, it’s the most glamour they will ever see, and we think we’d like them a whole lot better like this than with all their wrongheaded hot takes about gender and gender-affirming healthcare.
Mitch McConnell
#RupublicansSteve BannonSteve Bannon
Miss Misinformation – Serving washed-up media mogul realness, Bombshell Bannon fires off conspiracy theories faster than Florida can criminalize where you poopoo kaka. Since Trump dropped her ass, shes been roaming the streets of Washington looking for her next trick. DeSanty, text a gurl back! #rupublicansClarence ThomasClarence Thomas
Please welcome to the stage, the Supreme Courts Empress of Embarrassment, Claretta Corrupta. How can a government employee afford such lewks? Easy, bish is bankrolled by a billionaire! Finally, the high court is serving high fashion, henny. #rupublicans #clarencethomasKevin McCarthyKevin McCarthy
Speaker Sparklebottom – From the House of Trump, her 6 inch stilettos were handmade for stomping on LGBTQ+ rights. It may have taken 15 votes but she sits on the throne now, okurrr! #rupublicans #kevinmccarthyRon DeSantisRon DeSantis
Rhonda Santy – Category is: Book Banning Princess Eleganza. Shes on a mission to turn that Magic Kingdom into a Tragic Kingdom and isnt afraid to give Mickey the finger(s). #rupublicansMatt GaetzMatt Gaetz
Ms. GoldenGaetz Showers – Sashaying her way purse-first onto military bases across America, shes protecting army brats from fun and fabulous drag queen story hour. Never mind the guns at your school, hunty. #RuPublicans #mattgaetzTed CruzTed Cruz
Cruzella Deville – Serving homophobic realness, she struts her stuff in fur coats lined with family values and defends every fetus and every gun, every day, heeeennnyyyy. #rupublicans #tedcruzLindsey GrahamLindsey Graham
Lady Graham Cracker – Riding in on her high horse always asking for money, honey. Shes a powerful queen who loves to control the purse strings AND your lady parts. Dont she look good in a gown though? #rupublicans #lindseygrahamMitch McConnell
Anita Filibust-Her McConnell #RuPublicansMitch McConnellRudy GiulianiRudy Giuliani
Say hello to the GOPs downfall darling, Rudy Garland, serving cuckoo couture. She used to run the Big Apple, but now shes the juiciest peach on the streets, wandering the Upper East Side looking for her next gig (NOT the Four Seasons, honey). You thought the only thing she could leak was hair dye? Girl, watch her spill the tea! #rupublicans #rudygiulianiMike PenceMike Pence
Mother Pence #VeepVixen #RuPublicansJosh HawleyJosh Hawley
Miss Hawl-About-Me – So thirsty for attention she wears knee pads to suck up the spotlight. She loves to dish out thoughts and prayers as she snatches your rights away with a sequin glove! Tucking hilarious! #rupublicans #joshhawley
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