Find a comfortable seat, a place where you will not hurt yourself if you were to fall over, because we at LEO believe we have picked out the choicest words, phrases, gestures and possibilities guaranteed to keep your first Presidential Debate viewing party (Monday, Sept. 26) spirited, if not full of spirits. The rules are simple: 1) pick a candidate, 2) pick a drink of choice. We say a sip of wine, beer or cocktail equal a drink, and 3) listen carefully for the word, phrase or gesture to come up. When it does
take a drink! Oh, and 4) keep score, and after the debate, do not attempt to operate equipment any heavier than, say, a blender. (For a printable versions,
click here or
click here).
In this corner we have, Donald Cheeto Trump
Benghazi
Best
Believe me
Chhhina!
Emails
Loser
Many say
Mexican
(Puckers face)
(Toupee ignites)
Trump
Winner
Worst
In this corner, we have Hillary Janus-faced Clinton
Americas best days are still ahead of us
American middle class
Bernie Sanders
(Coughs)
Fairness
Gender card
(Horns sprout)
Mr. Trump
Putin
Russia
(Shakes head)
Tax returns
Unfit