Almost anyone who enjoys dining out has a whole range of places they enjoy, from fast food chains to casual, stand-alone restaurants to, if cash flow permits, the occasional splurge at a high-end, fine dining establishment. If youre a reasonable person, your expectations of what gets brought into each restaurant pre-made, versus whats made from scratch, should be on a sliding scale. No one could realistically expect that their favorite dive bar has a minimum-wage cook in the back making veal demiglace in that tiny kitchen to pour onto an open-faced roast beef sandwich that sells for $8.99.
Most restaurant chefs use at least some pre-made products. Of the ones who do, the good ones gussy them up with sauces they make themselves, or church them up with additional ingredients to make them better.
Truly upper-echelon fine dining places make nearly everything by hand from start to finish. The cooks who work there make their own stock, roasting bones and simmering them with mirepoix (carrots, onions and celery) and herbs until the liquid is rich enough to strain and cool, after which it becomes nearly gelid. The result is something that can be used a dozen different ways, to make soups, sauces and braising liquids. (Funny story: I once asked a couple of culinary students to strain a gorgeous stock that had taken most of two days to make, and they did. Right down the drain of the sink, leaving behind only the stuff youre supposed to discard used bones, limp herbs and vegetable mush.)
The chefs who run these places either handpick their own produce at farmers markets, or off the back of actual farmers trucks that pull in behind the restaurant with that weeks haul. They might, however, purchase their bread from a rock star bakery that delivers excellent products, proficiently executed with consistent quality. And thats fine! As long as they dont claim to be making it themselves.
But diners cant always know a menu item is house-made simply because it says so in the menu description. To the unscrupulous menu writer, house-made could justifiably mean We heated it up here in the microwave. Right here, in house.
Experienced diners may not care whether a dish is house-made, depending on its price point. But nobody likes to be lied to. Is your house-made burger exactly, perfectly circular? No rough edges at all? Seasoned well but mushy in texture? It was probably brought in frozen, already formed into patties. Is your house-made tortellini sheer visual perfection, every single one completely uniform? Not unless that plate of five tortellini costs upwards of $28 and they have their own pasta expert in the back, slaving away morning, noon and night. (Some places do, though, and if you ever have actual fresh made pasta, youll be able to tell the difference).
If youre at Dennys, and the biscuits are just a little too exactly all looking like clones, and the gravys a little floury? Eh, who cares. But then Dennys isnt putting house-made in its menu descriptions. And they have photos on the menu!
Not long ago my long-suffering fiancé and I were at a solidly blue-collar establishment, and I was pleasantly surprised by the mashed potatoes on my plate. They made these here, themselves! I said. He asked me how I knew. I told him it was because there were a few lumps in them and the redskin potato skins were still in, and they werent overcooked, mushy or grainy, as they would have been had they come frozen from a bag or reconstituted from dried.
Now, believe me, a high-end restaurant wouldnt have lumps in their potatoes either, because they would have taken the care to put them through a food mill or a potato ricer (cool utensil, everyone should own one at home), but this wasnt the kind of place that would pay someone to take the time to rice as many potatoes for mash that they were slinging. And a fancy place would call the side potato puree anyway. Nope, this was just the result of a practiced cook cooking potatoes until they were perfectly done, but not overdone, adding milk, butter, salt and pepper and going to work with a handheld potato masher like my grandma did.
I wanted to take my Sharpie to every menu in the place and write House-Made in front of the words Mashed Potatoes on each one.
Marsha Lynch has worked at many Louisville independent restaurants including Limestone, Jack Frys, Jarfis, L&N Wine Bar and Bistro, Café Lou Lou, Marketplace @ Theater Square, Fontleroys and Harvest.