Let’s be honest, Snow White would have been better off kicking it with seven drag queens in a land far far away… I mean, seriously. OK, there may be room for Happy, but Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy and Bashful gotta go. Now in its 10th year, this musical parody comes to Play, bringing the classic songs and tales as well as a new script, local talent and modern zeitgeist touch-ups. You won’t want to miss this performance, a tale the way it’s supposed to be told. It is an 18-or-older event. —LEO