“Once more unto the breach, dear friends!” As we return to the depths of the sacred and the profane this weekend, The Celebrity Roast Crew sullies another of our childhood pillars … Buzz Lightyear. Live and onstage at The Bard’s Town, it will eviscerate the nostalgic feeling you get when you look back at the unwavering innocence of childhood. Of course, Buzz’s best pal Woody will be on hand, along with Mr. Potato Head and Randy Newman, along with other animated favorites, like Sully from “Monsters Inc.” and Tow Mater from “Cars.” And if you aren’t familiar with the Celebrity Roasts, and you think this might be a fun night out with the kids, think again. It will be bad enough that they plan on wrecking your childhood, you don’t want to let them wreck the next generation, as well. —