Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at LEO Weekly, and I want you to know about the Rickmobile! It’s a giant Rick on wheels, crammed full of “Rick and Morty” merchandise! I think! I can’t, I’m not 100 percent sure what they have in stock, because they don’t list it, and because there’s so many ants in my eyes — everything’s black! But I do know you’ll have to bring a credit or debit card, because they won’t take cash. Also, quantities will be limited… just like my sensation of touch! It’s a rare disease, I can’t feel anything, but that’s not as catchy as having ants in your eyes.
Thursday, Nov. 16The Destination