Bad Poetry – honorable mention 1
A Republican Nursery Rhyme
by Cheryl Clark

Eenie Meenie Minie Moe

Catch a terrorist by his toe

If he hollers don’t let him go,

Make sure you pull harder, and twist, and maybe yank out his toenails with a pair of pliers!

Because torture is the way to go

Eenie Meenie Minie Moe