The black of it. Whatâs wrong with this list of NFL coaches: Marvin Lewis of the Bengals, Tony Dungy of the Colts and Da Bearsâ Lovie Smith? Oh, yeah, thatâs right: These guys are all in the playoffs and all are of the Negro persuasion. Theyâre not supposed to know how to coach in the hypertechno/computer micromanaged intricate world of big-time professional football. Huh, guess somebody â lots of somebodies â got that wrong. Of course, those guys arenât alone. There are even African-American coaches who arenât doing so well. Just ask those inveterate Cleveland Brownsâ fans.
The white of it. Itâs not even January yet, but the race for college hoopster of the year appears to be boiling down to two guys: Gonzagaâs Adam Morrison and the guy every cage fan loves to hate, Dookie J.J. Redick. Whatâs wrong with this picture? Oh, yeah, both of those guys are of the Caucasian persuasion. Guess that Bird fella from up the road on the Sunnyside wasnât the last Great White Hope. If anybody out there remembers the last time that the two best college players were white, write me at the address at the bottom of the column. My mind is blank.
The rich get richer. Coach K â you know who Iâm talking about, Iâm not going to look up the spelling â has his own XM satellite radio show. Maybe the guy could be the next Ed Sullivan. Or run for Senate. Or both. And still coach the Blue Devils.
Scheduling with a snap. Michigan State, which played UK on a football field a couple seasons back, is always looking for a way to draw attention to the program. The Spartans apparently tried to talk Uncle Walt into allowing them to play Florida at Disney World on a court drawn up on Main Street USA. The Spartans are also trying to get a game with either Air Force or Navy on the deck of an aircraft carrier. Geez, I thought we were at war.
Nickname of the week. Thad Matta is quickly rebuilding Ohio State into a hoops power. Most folks remember him from Xavier or Butler. His high school: Hoopeston Area, Illinois. The schoolâs nickname: Cornjerkers. Kewl. I used to have a T-shirt, but itâs MIA.