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Emotional Weather Report

The last long goodbye

Stalin, while teaching his soldiers the easiest, most brutal way to instill loyalty, took a perfectly healthy chicken and violently plucked out each and every one of its feathers.

Raised Relief

Attention to detail

There are a few Buddhist monks who live across the street from me.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Feel

When I left for vacation, I promised I would return, and I have, but something has changed. I used to feel an almost supernatural responsibility to the Truth.

Summary of My Discontent

Hell is Real

In a stunning development, hell is real. The announcement began appearing recently on billboards across rural Kentucky.

Don't Ask, I'm Telling

Oh no she didn’t

Have you ever had one of those moments when the world seemed to slow down and get quiet long enough for you to realize something significant was happening to you?

Raised Relief

For lovers indeed

I’m pretty impressed by you, Louisville, Ky., and I love you.

Maybe I haven’t said that enough lately.

Editor’s Note

Courting courage on Capitol Hill

President Obama and fellow Democrats recently received a bit of advice from an unlikely sage: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

Fables of the Deconstruction

How do you do?

It may seem trivial, but I hate it when people say, “Hi, how are you?” (Unless it’s Daniel Johnston.) Yes, I know it’s (probably) no more than a meaningless salutation; nobo

Keeping Up with the Jones

CBC joins the black insurgency

The small, progressive “we must never stop asking questions” insurgency among black people seems to be growing.

Summary of My Discontent

Lucky in lunacy

Human ingenuity is truly a wonder to behold.