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Hell is Real
In a stunning development, hell is real. The announcement began appearing recently on billboards across rural Kentucky.
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Tea party patriots: all-jokes edition
How many tea party patriots does it take to change a lightbulb?
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The people’s history
On a starry May night long ago, my brother Bill invited me to camp on a piney Virginia mountaintop and listen to some hillbilly music, drink some moonshine and watch some country cousins grow wild-
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Tefillin the friendly skies
When a jet from LaGuardia bound for Louisville made an emergency landing in Philadelphia because a Jewish teenager was praying, New Yorkers wanted to know the answer to one question: There ar
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Helpful hints for modern living
For a perfect cup of coffee, carefully measure 6 ounces of filtered water per 2 tablespoons of coffee from a country that doesn’t practice genocide or slavery.
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Sixth grade is a pain in the ass
[Jim Welp is on vacation. This column originally appeared in LEO in January 1971. -ed.]
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A Christmas miracle
The man — grizzled, disheveled — sat down heavily on the leather mall couch and looked lovingly at his unlikely companion, a small bespectacled girl with blond pigtails.
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CDC bulletin: Swine Flu and You
As winter approaches, cases of the H1N1 virus are expected to increase.
