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Hell is Real

In a stunning development, hell is real. The announcement began appearing recently on billboards across rural Kentucky.

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Lucky in lunacy

Human ingenuity is truly a wonder to behold.

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Tea party patriots: all-jokes edition

How many tea party patriots does it take to change a lightbulb?

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The people’s history

On a starry May night long ago, my brother Bill invited me to camp on a piney Virginia mountaintop and listen to some hillbilly music, drink some moonshine and watch some country cousins grow wild-

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Tefillin the friendly skies

When a jet from LaGuardia bound for Louisville made an emergency landing in Philadelphia because a Jewish teenager was praying, New Yorkers wanted to know the answer to one question: There ar

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Helpful hints for modern living

For a perfect cup of coffee, carefully measure 6 ounces of filtered water per 2 tablespoons of coffee from a country that doesn’t practice genocide or slavery.

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Sixth grade is a pain in the ass

[Jim Welp is on vacation. This column originally appeared in LEO in January 1971. -ed.]

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A Christmas miracle

The man — grizzled, disheveled — sat down heavily on the leather mall couch and looked lovingly at his unlikely companion, a small bespectacled girl with blond pigtails.

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War is crack

Patience isn’t usually my thing.

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CDC bulletin: Swine Flu and You

As winter approaches, cases of the H1N1 virus are expected to increase.