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Save the date!

Here’s another bumper sticker I never got around to making: When the rapture comes, can I drive your Chevy Suburban?

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Citizens Untied

I’ve got some bumper stickers on my truck I think are pretty cool, but in all likelihood, they are just as stupid and meaningless as yours.

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Rebuilding year my tail-feather

When people discover you’re a fan of one sport, they commonly assume you are a fan of, or at least conversant about, all sports. This is not the case.

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‘What the %#!@’ for $1,000, Alex

First we taught them to wake up before us and make our coffee.

Then we programmed them to sing for Britney Spears when she didn’t feel up to the task.

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Not too late to listen (Part 2)

Comes a time a man just has to work with what the good Lord hath provided, and the well-worn handle of a very broad brush feels comfortable in my hand. And so we continue.

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Not too late to listen (Part 1)

I think about music a lot but listen to it infrequently.

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FEMA camp is for kids

I’ve been running around like a peckerweed for what seems like an age and haven’t had time to consider the new year, let alone write about it until now.

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Bundled up

I’ve got a pair of Carhartt coveralls in the dryer right now.

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Retrospective on a room

I’m moving into a new home for the 12th time since 1995.

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Extra helpings now. Change later

Gentle reader,