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Fables of the Deconstruction

To Beat the Devil

As he was walking up to the stage, I remember thinking how attractive this young man was. He was the very definition of tall, dark and handsome. I also noticed he wasn’t wearing a suit.

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I’m the Urban Spaceman

The new guy is really obnoxious. A real pain in the ass. Nothing means anything to him. He says rude shit all the time and then looks around to see if anybody’s gonna get riled up.

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Have I stayed too long at the fair?

The ghost came to my office door the other morning. I had come to work early.

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Blockbuster

This line is so long, I can’t even see the box office. Do all of the movies start at the same time or something? And it isn’t moving, either.

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We’re having much more fun

Good evening. Wow, I’m really excited to see so many people here tonight. Our little series has never had such a good turnout.

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Turn on the news

“New York Times said it was the coldest winter in 17 years. I didn’t feel so cold then.”
Bob Dylan, “Talkin’ New York”

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Would you like to have something to eat?

I feel sorry for you. I really do. My life is just so perfect! I don’t know how anyone else wakes up in the morning not being me.

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I have always been here before

Previously on “Fables of the Deconstruction”: My boss suggested I take a vacation.

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Sunny afternoon

I ran into an old friend sitting on a bench in the park up the street from my house.

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Commit a crime

My friend reported that someone slashed one of her tires, and she was pissed. Was it a random act of violence or was somebody making a focused expression of ill will? Had she done somebody wrong?