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Fables of the Deconstruction

Gravity’s angel

My lab partner and I made a homunculus for a science project.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Moving the river

I have always dreamed of having a gun, owning a gun. After all, I’m an American citizen; it is my prerogative to own a gun. It’s the American dream, right?

Fables of the Deconstruction

Time of the season

Fables of the Deconstruction is taped in front of a live audience.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing/Breadcrumb Trail

In the dream, I was sent away from my home. I wasn’t wanted anymore. I wasn’t given the option to pack. The house disappeared as soon as I looked over my shoulder.

Fables of the Deconstruction

True

There’s a clearing out by the garden, just beyond the shed, that’s perfect for landing a sleigh, but I didn’t maintain it very well last year, so I spent the day of Christmas Eve

Fables of the Deconstruction

A lucky guy

My neighbor is banging on some piece of garbage in his backyard. He collects metal to sell for recycling.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Wrong piano

“Fables of the Deconstruction” is taped in front of a live audience.

Scene one. The Old Watering Hole. Paul is standing at the bar talking to Lyle.

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I’m set free

The man with no face invited me into a hall of mirrors. Some of them weren’t mirrors. They were doors. Some had curtains. I can’t remember it very clearly. It was dark.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Everything happens to me

We were gathering in the conference room for one of our regular meetings, but one of my selves was missing. “Any of you know where I am?” I asked, indicating the empty chair.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Nice work if you can get it

We usually break in our interns with simple tasks like record and movie reviews. Nobody important reads that stuff, so they can’t do a lot of damage.