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Nude as the news
Legend has it my great aunt Martha used to believe Mike Douglas could see into her living room when she watched his show, and that he was talking to her and could hear her when she talked bac
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Kiss on my list
Valentine’s Day is the worst holiday ever foisted upon the natural human (except maybe Christmas).
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You’re my best friend
I recently joined one of those Internet social networking sites. Why not?
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Good riddance
This was the year that I finally gave up on pop culture. No, that’s not exactly right.
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Who are you?
When I was in college, I was introduced to a theory that the early success of the Beatles was due, in no small part, to the fact that their songs were loaded with pronouns.
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The day Lassie went to the moon
Reviewing recent box office totals, you might think that the last quarter of 2008 has been very good for dog movies. When I last visited the subject (Oct.
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Heroes
Over the last 20 or 38 years, dozens or hundreds of features writers have explored the premise that comic books aren’t just for kids anymore.
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I know I’m not wrong
Over the years, I’ve listened to more music than I probably should have.




