Theyre going round and round over one word.
Stop! commands the typically British Major General. I think I see where we are getting confused. When you said orphan, did you mean orphan a person who has lost his parents or often, frequently?
Ah! I beg pardon, says the King of the Pirates. I see what you mean frequently.
Ah, you said often, frequently.
No, only once.
And thats the way it goes with the nonsense of Pirates of Penzance, the Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera presented this week by Kentucky Opera. Fortunately, the show has been moved from the operas regular venue in Whitney Hall to the cozier confines of the Brown Theater so every word may be heard.
In a huge theater, youre only vaguely aware of this person singing off in a different zip code, says Pirates director Thomson Smillie. But in a theater like the Brown, where nobody is seated more than 70 feet from the stage, you can be much subtler and finer and funnier!
Which is what Pirates of Penzance is all about, or course. Its the fun thats been missing from the drab lives of the pirates (theyre all orphans, you know), until they chance upon the lovely daughters of the Major General, who bring color to their world in a torrent of melodies and fast-paced patter.
I think its a minor masterpiece, says Smillie. The idea of witty words and sparkling music to hear your own language sung to really great music.
In lyrics like:
I know all the televangelists
and all the rabble-rousers,
who preach the joys of chastity
till caught without their trousers!
What? You say youre pretty sure there were no televangelists in 1879, when William S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan penned Pirates of Penzance?
Perhaps not. But theres nothing new in hilarity rousers, with preachers caught without their trousers.
New treatments of Gilbert and Sullivan come along all the time, such as Gilda Radner singing a Muppets Show duet with a 7-foot-tall carrot. (Shed asked for a talking parrot.) Gilbert, himself, changed lyrics to keep his old shows fresh. So he might not mind that Smillie has updated the famous Major Generals Song or care if Babylonic, cuneiform and Caratacus uniform becomes something about Brangelina, Britney Spears and even Hilton Paris.
I dont think theres any harm to leak some of it, Smillie confesses. Ive completely rewritten it with 21st century words, some of which had to be expunged.
Smillie directed at Kentucky Opera from 1981 to 1997, and the current production of Pirates reunites him with musical conductor Bob Bernhardt. The two teamed to stage the show here in 1991. Pirates itself premiered in Louisville in December 1880.
Which brings us to the back-story.
In the 19th century, copyright laws in England did not extend to the United States. A previous Gilbert and Sullivan hit, H.M.S. Pinafore, had been reproduced in America without Gilbert and Sullivan seeing a dime of profit.
People could sit up in the balcony in London with a shorthand pad and jot down the lyrics. And if they were really clever, they could even sketch the melodies, Smillie explains. Then they could cross the Atlantic and put on their own production without paying any royalties. At one time in 1878, there were five unauthorized productions of H.M.S. Pinafore running in New York.
But the composers hatched a plan for Pirates of Penzance. They premiered their new show on both sides of the pond at the same time.
Pirates of Penzance had its world premiere in New York on New Years Eve, 1879 a grand success. But, hardly noticed, Pirates also premiered the same week in Paignton, a little English seaside town. Gilbert and Sullivan impresario Richard DOyly Carte happened to have a company of H.M.S. Pinafore touring the Devon coast, and without fanfare one night the company put on the Pirates of Paignton.
Probably it was a pretty sketchy and inadequate performance, says Smillie. They just used the costumes from Pinafore and the cast tied handkerchiefs around their heads to look piratical. But it was to establish copyright in England at the same time it was being established in America.
Anyhow, Pirates was a smash hit and immediately spawned touring companies one of which sailed into Louisvilles old MacCauley Theater. The MacCauley was later demolished in favor of the Starks Building at Fourth and Walnut (now Muhammad Ali) streets.
A couple decades ago, the MacCauley name was pinned onto the Brown, but didnt stick. The venerable Broadway theater soon cast itself back as the Brown. In fact, this weeks performances of Pirates of Penzance will unveil a major refurbishing of the Brown.
Kentucky Operas
Pirates of Penzance
Oct. 24 & 26
Brown Theater
584-7777
www.kyopera.com
$30-$74; 8 p.m. (Fri.), 2 p.m. (Sun.)